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todd purple is my hero. really. i have never met him. one time i erected a statue in his honor, but alana* made me take it down. so you know. i cried.
why todd purple rules the school
1) he just does
2) i have never met him
3) hi
what i would do if i met todd purple
1) shake his hand
2) buy him a frozen coke from burger king
3) watch the dukes of hazzard with him
4) give him a hug
5) wash his car
6) play dukes of hazzard. i would be luke. he could be bo. or vice versa.
7) go to toys r' us and buy transformers
8) they are more than meets the eye
9) be the envy of all the people who wish they were kicking it old skool with todd purple.
amazing todd purple stories
i have never met todd purple.
amazing info on the todd purple fanclub
if you want to join the amazing todd purple fanclub, then you are really sad. and i hate you. there is a newsletter** and i'm not going to give out any information on it, because you are a jerk and i hate you.
** there is not really.
i have never met todd purple. hi.
the part where i ponder the existance of todd purple
you know, i would cry if i ever found out that todd purple was an elablorate hoax designed to kill my soul. what if one day alana* was just like "i'm going to kill jordan's soul by making her think that todd purple is a real human, when really he is a myth." you know what would happen? i would burn down alana's* house. i would burn that mofo down, because really. he is my hero. he is a legend to the max. wesley willis should write a song about him. because he writes songs about all the legends.
me: is todd purple an actual human being?
alana*: yes.
alana*: i have met him. twice.
me: just checking
hah. some kid on tv just said "hey, todd called" craaazy.
* names changed to protect the innocent